1 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,726 Hey, honey! 2 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:22,147 So... I got you some matcha. 3 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,317 - I am fine. - I see you're fine. 4 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:30,947 So, the police want it that we'll go to the station as soon as possible. 5 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:32,824 How about wearing socks and shoes? 6 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,785 Or... no socks. All right. 7 00:00:35,786 --> 00:00:38,538 Even if I had started it the fire on purpose, 8 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:40,040 no jury would convict me. 9 00:00:40,624 --> 00:00:42,875 That's not the case to say these things out loud. 10 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,087 Maybe... it's better to practice to say it was an accident. 11 00:00:46,088 --> 00:00:49,048 I don't need to get busy to tell the truth. 12 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:52,927 I agree. If you don't point it out, I will. 13 00:00:52,928 --> 00:00:56,222 - Listen... have you combed your hair? - Sure, yes. 14 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,599 Even behind? 15 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,310 So you're fine, I like you. 16 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:05,856 Dad, I lost my slipper under the desk. 17 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,608 - Can you pass it to me? - Yes sweetie. Here it is. 18 00:01:07,609 --> 00:01:09,736 - Thank you. - Let's keep our shoes on, folks. 19 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:11,779 A little milk? 20 00:01:11,780 --> 00:01:14,490 - No thank you. - I know what it looks like, especially because... 21 00:01:14,491 --> 00:01:18,119 Archie and I had argued and I was pretty furious. 22 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,247 Oh, sorry. Wait, I was listening to it without writing. 23 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,874 I'll take some notes. The motive... is there. 24 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,503 Officer, Katie doesn't need to work, if he is telling the truth. 25 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,798 - Do you want me to write it? - In any case... 26 00:01:31,466 --> 00:01:34,552 I got your copy of War and Peace and I set it on fire. 27 00:01:34,553 --> 00:01:36,387 Sorry, you intentionally burned 28 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:39,015 - my first edition of Tolstoy? - That's right. Yes. 29 00:01:39,016 --> 00:01:41,976 Clara Bell's translation it is the only one in English 30 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:44,854 - to contain the second epilogue. - Oh, it burns great. 31 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:47,398 Then he admits to having "rogated" a book. 32 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:49,609 - "Rogare" is not a verb. - I'm sure. 33 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:52,653 - No. It's not a verb. - It's a verb and I'm not looking for it. 34 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:54,322 - I want to check... - It's not. 35 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:55,823 I'll do a quick check. 36 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:58,576 I burned the book, but the accommodation was an accident. 37 00:01:58,577 --> 00:01:59,786 - I swear. - Exact. 38 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,331 Archie, there's something that you would like to add 39 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,667 that can help your wife? 40 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:12,591 If Katie says it was an accident, it was an accident. 41 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,843 That's it. The case is closed. 42 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,472 No, not at all, Don't tell me how to be a cop. 43 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,682 I don't tell them like writing books, right? 44 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,226 - Okay. - But if I could choose, 45 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:25,811 Rooster would do karate. 46 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,313 - Why not? - That would be nice 47 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,316 - if he went around fighting. - Certain. 48 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:35,196 My trousers! The only trousers that were not burned in the fire. 49 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,114 - Trousers! - Is there some paper? 50 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,408 - Oh, yes, of course. - Please. Holy Christ! 51 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,620 You can barely see it. 52 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:47,793 I wasn't sure you would protect me, so, thank you. 53 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,628 Of course. 54 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,673 I still love you. 55 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,300 Great. 56 00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:58,679 So your father knows that Sunny was... 57 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,390 got pregnant? 58 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:05,811 What an absolutely crazy way to get you out of it. Wow! 59 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:09,730 No. God, no. It's already humiliating like this. 60 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:12,108 I'm not even sure that Sunny will keep it. 61 00:03:12,109 --> 00:03:14,777 In short, she... She's always so erratic. 62 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:17,489 Would you mind updating me? I love plot twists. 63 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:22,994 Why did you do this to us? 64 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:26,873 I wanted someone that made me feel great again. 65 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:32,253 Our conversations were always about about whether I needed to change. 66 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:35,715 And I... Okay, I know I have flaws. I admit it, yes. 67 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:41,303 It is thanks to this awareness that it was easier to be able to forgive you. 68 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:44,599 I've already done it, you know? But I guess the only question is... 69 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:48,311 will you be able to forgive me? 70 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,188 Can we take a step back? 71 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:52,441 So you... 72 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,944 have you forgiven me? 73 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,195 That's how it is. 74 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,490 Who hasn't gone crazy, after a bad breakup? 75 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:04,244 - That's what happened to Katie. - Already. Yes. It's true. 76 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:08,873 Some girl stood me up at the dance and I dropped out of high school. 77 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,208 And I started following Limp Bizkit on tour. 78 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:12,668 - Really? - Yes. 79 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,253 - Wow. - You know how many times 80 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,046 they called me on stage? 81 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:18,884 - Seventeen. - Seventeen? 82 00:04:19,634 --> 00:04:22,345 Who has ever been on stage 17 times? 83 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,140 It's really an exaggerated number. 84 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:29,478 - They called me three times. Don't... - Katie is a good girl. 85 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,979 - Katie! - You're a fucking fool! 86 00:04:31,980 --> 00:04:33,815 Lucky there are no guns here. 87 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,318 Oh, actually there is one. I'll take it... 88 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,696 - Holy Christ! - Be careful! Gun on the ground. 89 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,450 I hadn't put it back, that's why I don't... That's it. 90 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:12,353 Before we begin, the applications for the Ludlow Review are open, 91 00:05:12,354 --> 00:05:14,563 then send us your writings. 92 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:18,484 There is nothing more beautiful than seeing your works printed. 93 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:21,070 My first published piece it's still attached 94 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,865 to my father's refrigerator, next to a Georgia Bulldogs magnet 95 00:05:24,866 --> 00:05:28,077 and the number of a plumber died about six years ago. 96 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,954 My stuff won't fit on the fridge. 97 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:32,331 Because I describe real life 98 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,042 and in real life I push. 99 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,797 Threesomes, lesbian sex, MILF, DILF, Eli. 100 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,006 - How is it going? - Do you want to peg? 101 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,299 - Okay. - I have asthma. 102 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,803 - Ok, bring the inhaler. - Eve. Stay in bed. 103 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,056 All right, let's get back to talking by Emily Dickinson. 104 00:05:49,558 --> 00:05:52,268 Hey. Walt. Double espresso in a large cup. 105 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:53,602 Oh, thanks. 106 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:57,022 I think our bartender she cut her hair herself. 107 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,774 There's something very strange about it. 108 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,609 I can't think about Beverly right now. 109 00:06:00,610 --> 00:06:03,195 They will throw a new green initiative and he is... 110 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:06,615 The Council will force me to apply a very restrictive policy. 111 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:08,702 Okay, let's take a walk, so you let off steam? 112 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,038 - I do not know. Director Riggs. - Greetings. 113 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:15,165 Oh, Professor Shepard. Hey, handsome. 114 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:18,419 Cristle, would you send me the card of a certain Gracie Shaw? 115 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:20,588 He says he has ADHD, 116 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,048 but I think she's indolent and a bit stupid. 117 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,593 Or he has difficulties. 118 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:26,928 We are rooting for her! 119 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:31,807 - How can you be his friend? - We're not close, I keep him at a distance. 120 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,643 Tomorrow you have dinner together at 7:30. 121 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,978 Thanks, Crystal. 122 00:06:35,979 --> 00:06:38,147 - Oh, I was wrong. - Hey, Walt. 123 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,234 We can talk... Oh, hi. How are you? 124 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,820 - Great. - Great. 125 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:46,447 - How did you sleep? - How did I sleep? 126 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,657 - Yes. - I'm leaving. 127 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:52,286 - Agree. Can we talk? - Yes, come. What can I do for you? 128 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,495 Well, it's about Katie. 129 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:56,540 Shoot, but don't ask me how I slept. It was chilling. 130 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:59,001 - What happened? - Nothing. Nothing happened. 131 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:02,046 Please, there was an undeniable sexual energy out there. 132 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,673 I thought I was in Latin America. 133 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,717 But I know, you're a gentleman, you don't tell the kisses. 134 00:07:06,718 --> 00:07:10,346 - We didn't kiss. - So you wanted to do it, 135 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,473 but she said no? 136 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,894 She wanted to do it, but you said no. 137 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,187 What are you doing? 138 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,898 It's all in the micro expressions. 139 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:23,275 Come on, come on. Give me the details and then we'll move on. 140 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,363 No. I'm here to make sure that Katie's job is not at risk. 141 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:30,991 His job is definitely at risk, set fire to a historic home. 142 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:32,534 But it was an accident. 143 00:07:32,535 --> 00:07:34,745 And he attacked a professor to the power station. 144 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:36,205 He did that on purpose. 145 00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,831 Let's be clear. I like Katie, 146 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:41,543 but that's my role too to protect this institution 147 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,505 and this way I struggle a lot. 148 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,257 Good news. No effort. 149 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:49,678 - She resigned. - You're joking. 150 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:54,307 Wow. What a big character! 151 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:59,895 Let me talk, before you do anything, please. I'm asking you this as a friend. 152 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:03,274 - Friends share secrets. - Seriously? 153 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:08,238 Agree. 154 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:11,074 Dylan found me bewitching. 155 00:08:12,409 --> 00:08:15,286 - Now let's think. - There's no reasoning at all. 156 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,042 Hi, mommy. 157 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,379 - What did you do to your eye and pants? - It's a funny story, you know? 158 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:28,590 I was coming down Stone Hill and I slipped. 159 00:08:28,591 --> 00:08:29,842 - Hilarious. - Already. 160 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:34,097 - I got your message, are you okay? - Yes. Do you remember that I'm pregnant? 161 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:36,890 You don't understand the jokes. 162 00:08:36,891 --> 00:08:40,519 Look, I want you to know, Sunny, that this is a huge decision. 163 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,023 - And whatever you want to do... - I want to keep it. 164 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:47,026 - Great. - There are a thousand reasons 165 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:50,446 to not have this baby. I should have gone to Burning Man. 166 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:55,035 - Yeah, you love Burning Man. - But as much as I try not to want it, 167 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,955 - I still want it. - Absolutely. 168 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:03,834 Ok, ok, I'm sorry, it's just a lot to digest. 169 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:06,254 I know. It is for me too. 170 00:09:06,796 --> 00:09:09,923 But I have an interview for an internship in like an hour, 171 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,802 so if I could pretend to be enthusiastic, 172 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,096 - I would appreciate it very much. - I am. 173 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:17,015 100%. 174 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,851 More 80, but I accept it. 175 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:27,232 So my mother has to come back to the hospital again. 176 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:30,736 We have to redo all those tests and she only eats noodles. 177 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:32,905 - And every time... - Awesome, I'll be right back. 178 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,573 It becomes… Okay. Yes. 179 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:38,285 Hello, Professor Bates, what happened to his pants? 180 00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:39,453 In any case, I love them. 181 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:42,414 Do you ever feel that all that you worked for 182 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,167 - gets lost along the way? - Already. 183 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:49,755 I was going to spend the next six months working on my book. 184 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:53,092 In short, let's not kid ourselves, I know geopolitical nonfiction 185 00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,594 that's not exactly the recipe for a good bestseller, 186 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,846 but I think someone he would really appreciate it. 187 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:01,433 - I would appreciate it. - Instead I'll have to go to Costco in... 188 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,894 buy roast chicken in a Toyota Sienna. 189 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:07,065 My mother has a Sienna, the trunk opens with your foot. 190 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,237 I'm sorry I dumped you all over... 191 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:14,405 - Gina. - Gina. 192 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:18,451 - He didn't dump anything on me. - Excuse me? 193 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:20,537 Not you, Roland, sorry. 194 00:10:22,497 --> 00:10:24,373 Ready? Okay. 195 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,210 So, I'm going to the front desk, because I locked myself out again... 196 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:31,505 - Yes. - ...and they give me a ladle 197 00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:35,134 with a key on it, which opens all doors. 198 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,593 What a cute city! 199 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,304 I know what you're doing. Don't try, the decision is made. 200 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,141 I'm not doing anything. “New England, believe the promises.” 201 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,809 Oh, my God! What is this place? 202 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:47,729 - A Christmas shop always open. - Is it a Christmas shop that is always open? 203 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:50,440 - How does he manage to do business? - Makes great chocolate. 204 00:10:50,441 --> 00:10:54,319 Dad, I have to go away, start again away from all this noise. 205 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,613 - Are you kidding? - Dad! 206 00:10:56,614 --> 00:11:00,742 Oh, my God! They also give a mint stick to mix it. 207 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,036 You think I don't know those fucking sticks? 208 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,455 I've been living here for three years, I love those sticks. 209 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:08,751 So, don't give up! Only because of a very slight hitch. 210 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:12,755 - Ok, several, huge, terrible setbacks. - Are you joking? 211 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,049 Mom left you five years ago and you gave up. 212 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:18,260 At least I'm thinking of starting over. 213 00:11:18,261 --> 00:11:21,681 I'm not moving to Florida hiding from life, it's pathetic. 214 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,894 - Oh God, that was mean, I'm sorry. - Calm. 215 00:11:26,895 --> 00:11:28,730 I'm sorry, that was mean. 216 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,612 However, I'm not hiding. 217 00:11:36,446 --> 00:11:39,072 I'm also collecting seashells. 218 00:11:39,073 --> 00:11:41,701 And I'm considering joining a cult. 219 00:11:42,911 --> 00:11:46,622 I will expand the Ludlow Review. Instead of one number, two will come out, 220 00:11:46,623 --> 00:11:49,750 in winter and spring. I need budget approval. 221 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,461 What an unfeminine way to ask. 222 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,796 The new student center has dried up the funds, 223 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,715 so the strap is quite tight. 224 00:11:56,716 --> 00:12:00,719 I'm sure of it, but our magazine it is the centerpiece of the art program. 225 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:04,473 The poetry department is what attracts students in this institute. 226 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,891 Yep, it's going great. 227 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,895 All freshmen wear the shirts of their favorite poets. 228 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,979 AND AND. Cummings. 229 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:13,523 How fucking prehistoric. 230 00:12:13,524 --> 00:12:16,276 Hey, let's go. Cristle says that you have 20 minutes for a coffee. 231 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,153 - Fifteen! - Thanks, Cristle. 232 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,781 I argued with Riggs and I want to tell you about it, 233 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,116 in case he spoke ill of me at dinner tonight. 234 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:26,870 Yes, yes, okay, but then I want to know every sordid detail 235 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,539 - about how you tried to seduce Greg. - Excuse me? 236 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,667 I respect you, you tried, you're right. 237 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,711 That man is a big piece of beef. 238 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:38,758 I know I've only been here a couple of days, but I will miss this place. 239 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,927 Never caught that bird. 240 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:45,514 Well, I'm sure it's a fun topic for you and your friends, 241 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,768 - but I don't want to know the details. - Come on, I'm talking about the weathervane. 242 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:53,188 It's a tradition here. A professor he takes it and hides it on campus 243 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,733 and if a student finds it, we have a day off. 244 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,235 I would have liked to do it too. 245 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,613 Honey, then stay here and do it. 246 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:03,199 Yes? Let's go! 247 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,993 Wow. 248 00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:12,624 - I've never seen her like that. - Now we know what makes her special. 249 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,919 - Damn. What? - No, no, no... 250 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:18,213 You said that would have been more acceptable 251 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,008 know what made her special. And now you know. 252 00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:23,468 Don't let it affect you, you're a rock star. 253 00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,013 - You always say it, but it's not true. - You're a rock star. Yes. 254 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,432 - I'm a loser. - No, darling. God, you're not! 255 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,516 You're not a loser. 256 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,852 I'm a loser and I don't want to be here anymore. 257 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,438 Go get some chocolate, I know you're thinking about it. 258 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,483 I wasn't thinking to chocolate, darling. 259 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,364 Walt. Katie stays, she doesn't leave. 260 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,993 - Oh, what great news, Greg! - Here it is. 261 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:49,954 - Thank you, Beverly. - Not at all. 262 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,040 There's something strange about it. 263 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,915 Good for Katie. 264 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,668 You know, that police officer he's a little overzealous, 265 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,338 but I will invite him into the sauna and talk to him. 266 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,548 - Okay. - Katie will write an apology letter 267 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:05,427 to the members of the Council, but... Let's pick up the trash, guys. 268 00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:07,888 But he will blame this story to women's problems, 269 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:11,683 - hormones and drugs. - He'll be thrilled. 270 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:15,103 And after a short pause, will be able to start again. 271 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,272 Thank you, I am grateful. 272 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,357 Thanks, Walt. 273 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:21,193 You know Teddy Roosevelt saved American football? 274 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,277 No. 275 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,906 In 1905, they died 20 football players. 276 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,367 Teddy summoned all the coaches in the White House 277 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,703 and proposed changes to the game, saving the national pastime. 278 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,374 - Do you know why I'm telling you this? - No, but I bet I'll find out. 279 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:38,126 Our greatest president he didn't act out of altruism, 280 00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,671 he wanted his son to be able to play at Harvard without cracking his skull. 281 00:14:41,672 --> 00:14:42,673 He... 282 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,426 It had its advantages. 283 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:51,431 Walt, if there ever was anything what can I do for you, tell me. 284 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:53,101 Become a writer in residence. 285 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,187 - No. - Come on, only until the end of the semester. 286 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:58,647 That would be a point in my favor 287 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,650 host a best-selling author that parents know. 288 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,319 - I'm flattered, but... - Do me a favor. Look over there. 289 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,781 Your ex-wife's name it's on our new student center. 290 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,410 - You're practically family here. - You're exaggerating. 291 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,872 And then, I don't... I'm not making you a proposition. 292 00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,792 This is part of the deal. 293 00:15:18,459 --> 00:15:20,586 - Seriously? - Seriously. 294 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:31,597 My hand isn't usually this hot, It's because of the chocolate. 295 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:36,394 Sorry, sorry... All right, sit down, come on. 296 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,897 Something crazy happened to me. 297 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:45,193 Greetings. The last time we were here, 298 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:49,073 Lenin was about to overthrow the Romanov dynasty. 299 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,995 Excuse me. Sorry, really, something crazy happened. 300 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:58,165 I have a friend, Roland, he was my roommate in college. 301 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,667 Oh, he went to Cambridge, didn't he? 302 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,170 Well said, yes. Someone listens to me. 303 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:08,383 He wants me, good old Archie, give an interview to BBC News tomorrow. 304 00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:13,597 I would be a leading voice in relations between the United Kingdom and Russia. 305 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:16,433 I didn't say that, Your Honor. Oh, mother! 306 00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,769 - I can't, we have class. - What? 307 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,813 - I can't, I won't accept. - He has to do it! 308 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,690 - Accept! - I don't. Do I do it? 309 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,151 - Yes, certainly. - Yes? I do it! 310 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,694 - Yes! - Liv? 311 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,156 - He'll make a great impression. - Certainly. Benji, what do you say? 312 00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,201 Shut the fuck up! So, I accept. Yes? 313 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,786 - Do I accept? - Yes! 314 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:41,124 Thanks for making me believe that a push was needed. 315 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:46,088 Ok, now let's go back to Comrade Lenin who killed the Romanov women, what do you think? 316 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,813 - Here you go, guys. - Yes, bacon! 317 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,775 - Enjoy your meal. - Thanks, friend. 318 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,029 Greg: Can we talk? Katie: I'm packing my bags 319 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,451 - Is everything okay? - I don't know, Tommy. 320 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,411 My daughter is in full crisis. 321 00:17:18,412 --> 00:17:20,288 He's not handling it well. 322 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,291 - I meant if he's finished. - Yes. Yes. 323 00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:26,545 - You can give it to your animal friends over there. - Thank you. 324 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:27,797 Gentlemen. 325 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,633 The ketchup. 326 00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:35,554 - Maybe I'm a bad father. - Ah, he wants to talk. Okay. 327 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:39,015 Yes... What did he do? I don't know, did he neglect her? 328 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:41,184 - No. - Is he an alcoholic? 329 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,687 - What? No. - Maybe he abused it? 330 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,147 - My God, no! No! - Did he beat her? I don't judge her. 331 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:48,316 You should judge me instead. Thanks, guys. 332 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:51,403 - I can also do it alone. - Yes, we don't need your help. 333 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,656 - Not yours either. - Oh, yes. Certain. 334 00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:56,701 Well, well... 335 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,869 Thank God, a normal person. 336 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,956 You told Walt what did I try with you? 337 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,750 No. Well... Hi. 338 00:18:05,376 --> 00:18:08,587 No. Not with words. 339 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,880 Have you ever heard of of micro expressions? 340 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,383 So you didn't say, in quotes: 341 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:17,012 “Dylan found me charming.” 342 00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,263 What? 343 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,223 Yes. That's right. I said it. 344 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:23,476 I said those exact words, but I didn't do the phenomenon. 345 00:18:23,477 --> 00:18:24,979 Say it without being a phenomenon. 346 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:29,024 Dylan found me bewitching. 347 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,442 Nobody in the world talks like that. 348 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,070 I did the phenomenon. I almost beat my chest. 349 00:18:34,071 --> 00:18:37,157 I am sorry. How can I fix it? 350 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,366 Offer me something to eat. 351 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,870 Agree. Tommy. Tommy, come here. 352 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,877 Oh, for God's sake! 353 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,713 Holy Christ! 354 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:53,548 But in exchange for what? 355 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,841 Archie: I'll be on TV in an hour 356 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,510 I always answer for you, but I don't want to do it anymore. 357 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,597 We are always at the same point. 358 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,226 You know, Elizabeth is right. 359 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:10,315 Whenever Katie has a problem, I intervene. I'm an interventionist. 360 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,609 So, in practice, you are always by her side. 361 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,818 - Okay. - Fuck! 362 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,570 - And how is he? - I exaggerated. 363 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:19,908 And now he doesn't have the necessary tools to face adversity. 364 00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,827 He wants to go away and there's nothing I can do. 365 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,621 I want to tell you a story. 366 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,581 It's not about Teddy Roosevelt, is it? 367 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,084 - No. The story is about me. - Ah, good. 368 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,337 After high school, I was accepted at the University of Georgia. 369 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,963 The Bulldogs. 370 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:36,257 20 minutes from home. Simple choice. 371 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:37,718 But then I also entered Brown. 372 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,387 And Brown was very far away 373 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,765 and I was afraid that the other kids were brighter than me, 374 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:48,520 so I chose Georgia. One morning, my father puts two tickets in my hand 375 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,689 to go to Providence, Rhode Island. 376 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,440 We had never left home 377 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,568 and I was excited about leaving, so we went. 378 00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:58,822 Yes, we always travelled when Katie was little. 379 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,365 She's been everywhere. 380 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,785 He loved Prague. He called it "Plague". 381 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,079 - You're not done. - Arrived in Providence... 382 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,248 - Okay. - ...I immediately understood 383 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:11,043 that I had to go to Brown. And so I did. 384 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,213 Do like my father. Find the way. 385 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:18,676 It doesn't matter what. Let her know you care. 386 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,565 Let's go! 387 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,152 What am I doing? 388 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,196 How stupid! Oh, come on. 389 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:42,658 No, no, no... 390 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,037 I got it! 391 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:51,708 - Don't squirm, I'm almost done. - God! 392 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:55,044 Katie burned my clothes, he punched me in the eye 393 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:58,882 and I'll be the one who looks like an idiot in front of millions of people. 394 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,176 So it was Katie. 395 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:03,720 You didn't tell me. 396 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,096 Yes, yes, yes. 397 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,514 Ok fine. 398 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:09,643 It was her and this whole story It's a real bloodbath. 399 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:13,396 Every morning I sneak out from the room to avoid his father, 400 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,273 who obviously stays here 401 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,902 and devours all the peanuts that he finds at the bar. 402 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,946 - That man loves peanuts. - Many love them. Me too. 403 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,865 Why is this happening to me? 404 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,785 It's a rhetorical question or do I have to answer? 405 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,410 I can handle it. 406 00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,829 I think it's because people see you 407 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,457 like a narcissist with a face worth punching. 408 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,834 - That's the proof. - Do you think they see me like this? 409 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,127 I think so. 410 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,339 - Do you see me like this? - No. 411 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,716 Not always. 412 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,552 In short, you live in a hotel instead of in my apartment. 413 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:48,306 And some people they might find it bizarre. 414 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,516 You have a roommate 415 00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:52,353 and move in together it's a big step. 416 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,855 - We're having a baby. - Okay, then... 417 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,316 If I'm such a bastard, why do you want to be with me? 418 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,860 Well, at first, for your face. 419 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,613 But then also for your mind. And that accent. 420 00:22:03,614 --> 00:22:06,742 Seriously. It's like having sex with Paddington Bear. 421 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:08,952 And this is enough for me. 422 00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:12,247 Well, a wise bear always holds a sandwich under the hair. 423 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,666 - What are you talking about? - It's a joke from the bear. 424 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:17,961 We humans are a bit of everything. We have terrible qualities and sides. 425 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,296 According to neuroscience, the brain is plastic, 426 00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,466 then with repetition and intention, we choose who to become. 427 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:27,303 And you? You find yourself at a crossroads. But you will take your responsibilities 428 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,390 and you will become the man which I know you can be. 429 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,060 - What if I don't? - Well, I'll move on. 430 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:34,978 There, I'm done. 431 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:37,355 Anything else? A nice lipstick? 432 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,066 - I'm fine like this. - Coward. 433 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,193 I'm going back to class. 434 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,414 - You took it. - Yes. That's right. 435 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,042 You did the one thing which I have never done 436 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,378 to make me feel worse? 437 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,256 Okay. 438 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:08,261 Look, I know it bothers you that you call yourself a "rockstar", but you are. 439 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,681 - Please, no. - You are. Resign yourself. 440 00:23:11,265 --> 00:23:15,269 But lately, you've been doing things that I'm a bit of a loser. 441 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,271 I know, because I've been there. 442 00:23:18,272 --> 00:23:20,107 Zero appeal recognizes zero appeal. 443 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:25,905 You were right about me, I never recovered. 444 00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:30,242 I'm not resilient. And I hope you don't take after me. 445 00:23:31,327 --> 00:23:33,245 Let's go! You love this place. 446 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:38,292 And the only thing you have to do to stay is to fight. 447 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:42,837 And write a letter where you say you're unstable. 448 00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,089 Holy Christ! 449 00:23:48,302 --> 00:23:49,761 Give me a hand. 450 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:52,555 The Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center has just opened. 451 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,890 You will notice behind you 452 00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:57,602 which we have kept the brick facade from 1821. 453 00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,646 - I knew you were here. - Thank you. 454 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:01,231 I hate this place. 455 00:24:01,899 --> 00:24:04,943 They took the classic example of neo-Gothic architecture 456 00:24:04,944 --> 00:24:06,486 and they built a greenhouse there. 457 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,571 - And a place that sells burgers. - Exact. 458 00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:12,158 We sacrifice tradition for what? To have fat students? 459 00:24:12,159 --> 00:24:14,995 - We have plenty of those. - Ninth. You can't tell. 460 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:18,998 - Thank you. - Okay. Why this outburst? 461 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:22,628 A difficult dinner with Riggs. I informed him that we are cutting his budget. 462 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:26,297 I have a feeling that now my job is this: 463 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,050 people come and ask me things they care about a lot, 464 00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,511 I have to say no and they take it out on me. 465 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,263 Ok, true friends know which is part of the job, 466 00:24:34,264 --> 00:24:36,392 - they don't take it out on you. - I hope so. 467 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,397 We will be moving the Ludlow Review online. 468 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,024 It is part of the green initiative. Every time we print it, 469 00:24:45,025 --> 00:24:48,152 ends up scattered around campus, as if a paper mill exploded. 470 00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:51,280 Walt, you can't do this, a lot of people will be angry. 471 00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:54,659 No. The 36 students we publish they will get angry. 472 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,829 Their 72 parents. And... 473 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:59,123 And then me. 474 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:04,003 I read it from beginning to end. Every year. 475 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:08,632 I am sorry. 476 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,721 "Having said that, I am deeply sorry. 477 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:17,056 My behavior it was excessive and not..." 478 00:25:17,057 --> 00:25:19,142 - I don't like "excessive". - Really? 479 00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:22,604 - I will say I was overwhelmed. - It's your work, it doesn't have to be perfect. 480 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:27,359 - But I love it. - Okay. Done. 481 00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:28,986 Let's come to him. 482 00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,404 - I can keep it, right? - It's all yours. 483 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,032 It will help cheer me up. 484 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:37,286 Like when I see that asshole pushing the stroller. 485 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:39,830 What did you say? 486 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:53,301 Greetings. Hi, sorry, I forgot the key again. 487 00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:54,470 There's no problem. 488 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:58,599 - It happens to her very often. - I know! How angry that makes me. 489 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,641 TEACHER EXPLAINS THE HISTORICAL PERSPECTIVE ON SANCTIONS ON RUSSIA 490 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,978 How the Russian government will respond to Downing Street's bold move? 491 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,815 Well, it certainly won't be a conciliatory response... 492 00:26:07,649 --> 00:26:08,900 Did you get her pregnant? 493 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:10,986 Things? A ladle? Christ! 494 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:15,573 Not now! 495 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:19,161 - It's a huge opportunity, Greg. - Professor Bates? It's live on the BBC. 496 00:26:22,247 --> 00:26:24,123 - Is that Greg? - Yes. 497 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,167 Hurt him. 498 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:29,338 Oh, my God! 499 00:26:31,548 --> 00:26:33,509 Eli. Eli! 500 00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:36,220 Eli, is everything ok? Do you want the inhaler? 501 00:26:48,816 --> 00:26:50,024 Hey there. 502 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,443 Fancy a walk? 503 00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:54,154 I can't, I'm busy. 504 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,370 - Hey. - Hey! 505 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:06,082 Thanks for turning a blind eye to this unpleasant matter of the fire. 506 00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,794 Oh, you're welcome. No problem, Walt. 507 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:13,089 While you were in the cold tub, have you by any chance seen my gun? 508 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,882 - Have you seen her? - I didn't see her. 509 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,219 Don't worry, I left it on the dashboard. 510 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:20,889 Oh, no. 511 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:24,517 I left it at the range. The best place to leave it. 512 00:27:24,518 --> 00:27:25,894 It's hard to remember. 513 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,067 I decided to be less bizarre. 514 00:27:39,241 --> 00:27:40,659 I'm nice. 515 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:44,079 Thank you. Thank you. 516 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,290 What a fucking guy. 517 00:27:46,832 --> 00:27:48,166 Hello, Mo. How are you? 518 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:49,793 Are you coming to live here? 519 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:55,549 - Well, thanks for coming. - Not at all. 520 00:27:56,842 --> 00:28:00,762 Not that it's destroyed that you're leaving, no offense. 521 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,309 But I'm happy you came. 522 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:06,977 Me too. 523 00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:10,731 - I love you. - And me more. 524 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,276 Hello, dad. 525 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:17,029 Hi sweetie. 526 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:19,697 See you on Monday. 527 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,117 - What did you say? - Away, away, away, away!